Humble: That is me
I’m so stinkin’ humble that’s why everybody loves me
Man I’m great
Judgmental: that is he and she and him so deep into their sin
But not I
Egotistic: never me
Even though I’m the best I pretend to be less
I’m unreal.
The animals train the humans
Here at the circus of fools
And nobody laughs at the clowns
Cause the clowns just ain’t the ones that are
Chorus
Stupid and dumb well that’s what we are
Here at the greatest show on earth
Ladies and gents, children of all ages
Unleash your egos from their cages.
I never brag, nor boast, Though I always do the most
Plus one
I can’t stand it when people whine
I don’t get it, why don’t they quit it; they know they really are fine
They’re so annoying- I never whine
All right, I do admit that I once told a lie.
Oh wait, maybe I didn’t, or I did, did I?
No I didn’t. I never lie. My nose ain’t growing. I tell the truth.
The bungee always breaks
Here at the circus of fakes
And we always fall from our trapeze
‘Cause your partner always wants to make you look so
Chorus
Open minded: that is me
No I could never even see why anybody wouldn’t be open minded
And I’m a peaceful man, no matter who the punk
If someone else tries to tell me different I’ll kick ‘em square in the junk
Because they’re lying! I’m peaceful!
And I’m full of love, yes I am
That’s why I hate those bigots from the Ku Klux Klan
Because they hate- and I hate haters- because I love
When you’re walking the tightrope of contradiction
Here at the circus of fools
You slip and you fall and you hit the ground
Then you’re dead