I’ve got my fat free, sugar free, carb free, basically taste free, low calorie lunch
With my delicious, nutritious, bodybuilding, ambitious, potassium packed protein bar to munch
And I am feeling fine
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‘Cause I’ve got a good liver, I’ve got a good heart,
My day begins with a healthy start
‘Cause I gotta deliver, my very best
To be better than the rest, oh lookin’ better than the rest
I’m lookin’ good, I’m lookin’ all right
You best believe that my butt looks tight
And my schedule’s fillin’ up
I’m building up my list of needs to break down my calories.
Cut off my tongue and burn my taste buds
Cause I’m not eating for pleasure
I got people to please cause society
Bases me on how I’m measured
And I am lookin’ fine
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And I’ve got a good liver; I’ve got a good heart
My day begins with a healthy start
And by healthy, I mean nothing
I mean nothin’s going in, and if it’s in, it just goes out.
But I miss my love; oh I miss my Queen,
I ain’t talkin’ bout my girlfriend, I’m talking bout the Queen of Dairy.
For the state of Florida:
I got my facelift, liposuction, breast implant, thigh reduction,
And millions of dollars to spare.
To the Baseball Players:
I got my steroids, Andro, human growth hormone,
And the fake pride in hittin’ 84 home runs
If you’re fat then you better believe that I am surely better
But hey! No worries, join me in fun eating food with everything lesser
Build! It’s time to set goals
Build! It’s time to flip out
It’s time to run baby run, run, run…
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